Malulupit Na Pick-up Lines

Para Sa Mga Singles out there . . . baka makakuha kayo ng idea. Tutal malapit na ang Valentine's Day

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, kasi lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** type kasi kita..

12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..
*** i can't last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you're driving me crazy..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** kundi ikaw..

18. I'm a bee..*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..

21. Tatay mo ba bumbero??
*** kase your hot!!!

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can't smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. May butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, & i can't find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?

30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana "T" na lang ako..
*** para i'm always right next to "U"

32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Hindi tayo tao..Hindi tayo hayop...
*** bagay tayo...BAGAY talaga tayo...

34. Ako ay isang exam...
*** kaya sagutin mo na ako...

35. Alam mo bang scientist ako??
*** at ikaw ang lab ko...

101 Ways To Tell If You're Filipino

1. You point with your lips.
2. You eat using hands and you have it down to a technique.
3. Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
4. You nod upwards to greet someone.
5. You put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbow on your knee while eating.
6. You think that half-hatched duck eggs are a delicacy.
7. You have to kiss your relative on the cheek as soon as you enter the room.
8. You're standing next eight big boxes at the airport.
9. You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir."
10. You smile for no reason.
11. You flirt by having a foolish grin in your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.
12. You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.
13. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.
14. You scratch your head when you don't know the answer.
15. You never eat the last morsel of food on the table.
16. You like bowling.
17. You know how to play pusoy and mahjong.
18. You find dried up morsels of rice stuck on your shirt.
19. You prefer to sit in the shade instead of basking in the sun.
20. You add an unwarranted "H" to your name, i.e. "Jhun," Bhoy," "Rhon."
21. You put hands together in front of you as if to make a path and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.
22. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.
23. You like everything imported or "state-side. "
24. You check the labels on clothes to see where it was made before buying.
25. You hang your clothes out to dry.
26. You are perfectly comfortable in a squatting position with your elbows resting on your knees.
27. You consistently arrive 30 minutes late for all events.
28. You always offer food to all your visitors.
29. You say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom."
30. You say "for take out" instead of "to go"
31. You say "open" or "close" the light.
32. You ask for a "pentel-pen" or a "ball-pen" instead of just "pen."
33. You asked for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste. "
34. You refer to the refrigerator as the "ref" or "pridyider."
35. You say "kodakan" instead of take a picture.
36. You order a McDonald's instead of "hamburger"( pronounced ham-boor-jer)
37. You say "Ha" instead of "What."
38. You say "Hoy" to get someone's attention.
39. You answer when someone yells "Hoy."
40. You turn around when someone says "Psst"
41. You say "Cutex" instead of "nail polish."
42. You say "he" when you mean "she" and vice versa.
43. You say "aray" instead of "ouch."
44. Your sneeze sounds like "ahh-ching" instead of "ahh-choo."
45. You prefer to make acronyms for phrases such as "OA: for over acting or "TNT" for, well, you know.
46. You say "air con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
47. You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out."
48. You use a "walis ting-ting" or "walis tambo" as opposed to a conventional broom.
49. You use a "Weapons of Moroland" shield hanging in the living room wall.
50. You have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room.
51. You own a karaoke system.
52. You own a piano that no one ever plays.
53. You have a tabo in the bathroom.
54. Your house has too many burloloys.
55. You have two to three pairs of tsinelas at your doorstep.
56. Your house has an ornate wrought iron gate in front of it.
57. You have a rose garden.
58. You have a shrine of the "Santo Niño" in your living room.
59. You have a "barrel man" (you pull up the barrel and you see something that looks familiar. Schwing...)
60. You cover the living room furniture with bedsheets.
61. Your lampshades still have the plastic cover on them.
62. You have plastic runners to cover the carpets in your house.
63. You refer to your VCR as a "betamax."
64. You have a rice dispenser.
65. You own a turbo boiler.
66. You own one of those fiber optic flower lamps.
67. You own a lamp with oil that drips down the strings.
68. You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging somewhere in the dining room.
69. You have a giant wooden tinikling dancer on the wall.
70. You have capiz shells chandeliers, lamps, or placemats.
71. You have a Mercedes Benz and you call it "chedeng."
72. You own a huge van conversion.
73. Your car chirps like a bird or plays a tune when it is in reverse.
74. Your car horn can make 2 or 3 different sounds.
75. Your car has curb feelers or curb detectors.
76. Your car has too many "burloloys" like a Jeepneys back in P.I.
77. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
78. You have an air freshener in your car.
79. You have aunts and uncles named "Baby," "Girlie," or "Boy."
80. You were raised to believe that every Filipino is an aunt, uncle or a cousin.
81. Your Dad was in the Navy.
82. Your mom or sister or wife is a nurse.
83. You have a family member or relative that works in the Post Office.
84. Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy" or "ma" and "pa."
85. You have family member that has a nickname that repeats itself, i.e."Deng-Deng, " Ling
86. Ling" or "Bing-Bing"
87. You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.
88. You consider dilis the Filipino equivalent to French fries.
89. You think that eating chocolate rice pudding and dried fish is a great morning meal.
90. You order thing like tapsilog, tosilog, or longsilog at restaurants.
91. You instinctively grab a toothpick after each meal.
92. You order a "soft drink" instead of a "soda."
93. You dip bread in your morning coffee.
94. You refer to seasonings and all other forms of monosodium glutamate as "Ajinomoto."
95. Your cupboards are full of Spam, Vienna Sausage, Ligo, and Corned Beef, which you refer to as Karne Norte.
96. Goldilocks means more to you than just a character in a fairy tale.
97. You appreciate a fresh pot of rice.
98. You bring your "baon" most of the time to work.
99. Your "baon" is usually something over rice.
100. Your neighbors complain about the smell of tuyo on Sunday mornings.100.You eat rice for breakfast.
101. You use your fingers to measure the water when cooking rice.

Friends Forever

Try this!

http://www.sta.nus.edu.sg/~zhangjt/life/lovegame.html

* from Angel 24-7*

They're Playing Your Song

By Alan Cohen

When a woman in a certain African tribe knows she is pregnant, she goes out into the wilderness with a few friends and together they pray and meditate until they hear the song of the child. They recognize that every soul has its own vibration that expresses its unique flavor and purpose. When the women attune to the song, they sing it out loud. Then they return to the tribe and teach it to everyone else.

When the child is born, the community gathers and sings the child's song to him or her. Later, when the child enters education, the village gathers and chants the child's song. When the child passes through the initiation to adulthood, the people again come together and sing. At the time of marriage, the person hears his or her song.

Finally, when the soul is about to pass from this world, the family and friends gather at the person's bed, just as they did at their birth, and they sing the person to the next life.

When I have shared this story in my lectures, a fair amount of people in the audience come to tears. There is something inside each of us that knows we have a song, and we wish those we love would recognize it and support us to sing it. In some of my seminars I ask people to verbalize to a partner the one phrase they wish their parents had said to them as a child. Then the partner lovingly whispers it in their ear. This exercise goes very deep, and many significant insights start to click. How we all long to be loved, acknowledged, and accepted for who we are!

In the African tribe there is one other occasion upon which the villagers sing to the child. If at any time during his or her life, the person commits a crime or aberrant social act, the individual is called to the center of the village and the people in the community form a circle around them. Then they sing their song to them. The tribe recognizes that the correction for antisocial behavior is not punishment; it is love and the remembrance of identity. When you recognize your own song, you have no desire or need to do anything that would hurt another.

A friend is someone who knows your song and sings it to you when you have forgotten it. Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.

If you do not give your song a voice, you will feel lost, alone, and confused. If you express it, you will come to life. We attract people on a similar wavelength so we can support each other to sing aloud. Sometimes we attract people who challenge us by telling us that we cannot or should not sing our song in public. Yet these people help us too, for they stimulate us to find greater courage to sing it.

You may not have grown up in an African tribe that sings your song to you at crucial life transitions, but life is always reminding you when you are in tune with yourself and when you are not. When you feel good what you are doing matches your song, and when you feel awful, it doesn't.

In the end, we should all recognize our song and sing it well. You may feel a little warbly at the moment, but so have all the great singers.

Just keep singing and you'll find your way home.

Sino Si Ederlyn?

Christmas break noon nang makatanggap ako ng text message na inakala kong hindi para sa akin. Ang sabi kasi:

"Uy, invited daw tayo sa b-day party ni Ederlyn mamayang 8pm. Text-text na lang ha! Kita-kits!"

Sumakit ang ulo ko sa kaiisip kung sino si Ederlyn sa buhay ko. Nang may kalahating oras na at wala pa rin akong matandaang babaeng may ganoong pangalan ay kinumbinse ko ang aking sarili na ito ay pakana ng kung sinong nais magpatawa.

Sino si Ederlyn, ang tanong ng lahat ng pinadalhan ko ng text na iyon. Tinawanan ko na lamang. Naloka nga ako nang magreply ang isa kong kaibigan from Naga, oo daw pupunta daw siya. Susme, nagkataon palang may kakilala talaga siyang Ederlyn! Kung hindi ko pala binawi ang joke ay malamang nagpunta siya sa bahay ng Ederlyn na iyon.

At kung inakala kong doon matatapos ang isyung Ederlyn na iyan ay nagkakamali pala ako dahil nang pumasok ang taong 2007, may natanggap na naman akong mensahe:

"Sa lahat ng pumunta kagabi, maraming salamat. Sa mga hindi naman nakapunta, okei lang. Sana lang nag-text kayo at makabawi next time."- Ederlyn

Hehehe, muntik rin akong makumbinsi na may Ederlyn ngang umasa sa pagdating ko sa birthday niya. Alam kong tulad ko rin, ang mga kaibigan ko ay naghihintay ng bagong development sa istorya ng misteryosang babaeng ito.

"Ang ganda mo pala sa personal! Salamat sa pag-imbita ulit - Tirso

At nagkaroon na yata ng bagong twist, lumitaw na may nakarating naman pala sa birthday party ni Ederlyn.

Nang nakaraang Biyernes, natanggap ko ito:

"NAGBABAGANG REBELASYON. Madaming nagtatanong. Kinukwestiyon ang pagkatao niya. Handa na siyang humarap sa publiko at sagutin lahat ng katanungan sa kanya. Ilalabas na rin niya ang kanyang hinanakit sa diumanong nilangaw na b-day celebration niya. EDERLYN babasagin ang katahimikan. EKSKLUSIBO, Sa LINGGO, LIVE SA THE BUZZ!"

Hay, ano naman kaya ang kasunod nito? Hehehe. Abangan natin ang susunod na kaabanata

Answer: Me-Ann

Isang nakakalokang forwarded message ang nakatuwaan kong ipadala sa mga kaibigan ko.

If "Me-Ann" was the answer, what would be the question?

At eto ang sagot ng ilan:

Liza: Sino ang sweet Lola na walang asawa?
Tet: Sino ang true friend?
Chat: Who will turn a boring statement into something funny and naughty?
Vonn: What's fun when mixed with artistic poetry?
Gex: Sino ang national bestfriend?
Rejie: Bakit? (na sinagot ko ng "kasi!")