Ma’am/Sir,
I hereby render my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons, I am compelled to move on.
I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company.
Yours Katulong,
Inday
“I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of work that you want.
My creativity, productivity and work efficiency and the high quality of outputs I can offer will boost the work progress.”
- Cover letter ng resume ni Inday sa bago niyang amo
“A change in the weather patterns might have occured causing havoc to affected sorroundings. The way debris are scattered indicated that the gust of wind is going northeast . . . causing damage to the path it is going.”
- Sagot ni Inday sa amo nang tanungin kung bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay.
“As much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and aleviate the society’s perception of our profession.”
- Inday, tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong ng kabilang bahay.
“Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.”
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior
“Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.”
- sabi ni Inday sa Amo nung humingi siya ng day-off
Amo: Inday, di ba nanood ka ng D Buzz kanina?
Inday: Yes, bakit Ma’am?
Amo: Bakit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa Channel 7?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it’s harder when people can’t understand you for doing so.
“Bloody hell!!!What the fuck did just land on my cutie top?! I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!”
- reaction ni Inday nung matalsikan siya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapya
“Potatoes when consumed in their raw state are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar. When cooked in higher temperature like french fries, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body, causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, weight gain . . . one french fry is worse than one cigarette.”
- Sagot ni Inday sa amo nang tanungin kung bakit hindi siya nagluluto ng french fries
“It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because it sucks!”
- Inday habang kasama si Junior sa Principal’s Office. Tulala ang Principal
“Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins, these subtances result to increase circulation to the site promoting redness.”
- Sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may mga rashes si Junior
Amo: Nakita mo ba yung lunar eclipse kagabi?
Inday: The fact that a low pressure area is proliferating within the Philippine area of Responsibility added by intertropical convergence zone and southwest monsoon over the rest of the country, how can we possibly witness that natural phenomenon?
Amo: Sorry, sorry. Wala na bang sorry?
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